Ahh, exercise. I love working out. Nearly as much as I love cleaning my toilet. Still, I adhere to a strict schedule regarding exercise, as follows:
Sunday: This week I will work out. *nods head* Definitely. I will definitely work out this week.
Monday: Alright. I'm doing it. I just need to find the workout that is best for me. Spend an hour pinning amazing workouts to Motivation board on Pinterest. *checks time* Ok, well I didn't actually workout today, but I found a GREAT workout to start tomorrow.
Tuesday: Completely forget about working out. Remember at 9:15pm, while surfing twitter and drinking wine. Tomorrow is only Wednesday. It's not too late.
Wednesday: Drank too much wine last night. Surely it's not a good idea to work out when already dehydrated?
Thursday: See Tuesday.
Friday: Blog about how badly I screwed up this week. Feel like a lazy cow. Decide that it's silly to start on Friday. Fresh starts should always begin at the beginning of the week.
Saturday: Is always a free day. Everybody knows that.
Sunday: This week I will work out. *nods head* Definitely. I will definitely work out this week.
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